2010年10月2日星期六

Watch NFL MLB Nachteile

Imagine two plasma TVs next to each other in the living room in front of the sofa. They have beer, snacks and batteries for many fresh in your clicker. A TV has an NFL game and the other is a game of Major League Baseball, and both start at the nfl jersey
same time. In addition to this idea of sports fans have the hog heaven and even better than back and forth between games with only one TV, it's fun, the differences between these two professional sports to see. Watch the NFL on TV is a weekly ritual is baseball on every night of the week, but because the combination of the two is almost as rewarding as joining a Cowboy cheerleader snuggle-hard. And that is exactly what I did recently (not part of hugs, but what of television in both) is what happened. The football game began with a great lack of the opposing team, and a number of men, more than 250 pounds of murder in the eyes began after the poor boy who push the ball is caught. After a few seconds he was crushed by his pursuers, always a man of substance in the adult male pig is so afraid of hair. Major League Baseball players tend to be softer and less physical, but all pro players in any sport must be solid. football players take steroids, baseball players made. Meanwhile, MLB began the game a little less exciting. My heart beat and pulse rate began to decline, while the receiver running the game with the drummer and it was spitting and adjusting his pace. I get bored quickly and turned to the NFL. In the space of three minutes, two men were injured, one was moved by his ankle to armpit. A touchdown is scored, the ball changed hands twice, and many tackles, breaking up and broke the calculation of step with the fingers. Football is more immediate satisfaction, add the game easy to see. I looked back in the game of baseball for a few minutes. Two strikeouts in four starts and aircraft arrived and we had to prove in the second inning, with little action, there. A baseball game is just a kind of smart old man sport, where patience and computationally intensive paramount. It worships serenity. Football loves chaos. Watching football makes me angry, and all pay. Watching baseball makes me sleepy. Viewed in fact, most often as the first two or three innings, fall asleep and wakes up the last layer collected. Watch soccer players meet each other strength to open and the light of other really exciting, and the delivery is excluded. Watching a grown man with ball in glove chase another grown man in a pickle label is a bit weird. 10 000 listings in the football game on TV, I had a couple of minutes to get my game on MLB. Finally, at the bottom of the third man the ball and he fell into the right field gap for a single person. All baseball players, including the guy running to first base, seemed very pleasant. Why not? Playing in a park on a sunny day and not hot sweat had broken even yet. The batter reached first base and started me with the first base of the opposing team. He began to smile and have a good time with others. Read my lips is not what it was, but I think I saw one say to another: Hi Johnny How's the wife It's been a while since I've seen. We must respond very soon. Growing restless, I turned to the NFL, just in time to a man who overcomes a man, groaning on the grass I saw his lips and shouted see and think. Hey Bruno, told at breakfast that morning with his wife to me that you next Tuesday in the approach has a good job? The next game is a runner was nailed in a bone before the split. In fact, his bones were separated, and then go to the right of his bloody skin causing a wave of Steelers jersey
nausea distributed through the crowd. Fascinated but horrified that quickly the game of baseball and a wild pitch hit the batter witnesses on his fingers. The dough and had called on the rest of the game sitting at the little finger throbbed. To replace the bone stuck-out-of-man leg in the NFL, a player of great volume, with curls out of his helmet started seriously in the area. There was a large cast on his arm, which looks like a big club. closed entirely by hand and form a large bulbous weapon, he shook his opponents in defiance while possibly struggling to stick a finger in particular, reluctantly, and then entered the box. Break approaching, and the waiting time had been exhausted for many complaints, the ads seemed to play. Thus began the cameras scan the crowd. It was a cold country, where the game took place, and I could see the breath of people. I saw a man in shorts and no shirt, had painted the skin from head to toe in the colors of your NFL team. His head was shaved and painted well, and had a big pig nose on her face. As I briefly alluded to the public on television, I saw many people on the button down shirt with short sleeves, baseball hats and gloves, this is always waiting for hard foul ball The first half started in the NFL to relax, and I expected an active cheerleader free hot shots. I was waving many stupid bobble and cleavage rewarded. Then, fortunately, turned his back to play MLB, but only saw three burly women pushed sausage dogs and peanuts into his mouth. At half time I had the opportunity to go to the bathroom and another cold beer and snacks. There is never a great opportunity in baseball, and every time I go to the bathroom while you always miss the big baseball game, what happened this time also. My MLB game continued pain together, when I came home to induce the hypnotic state single bullet hit the ball can cause. He wanted to sleep when my trance dance touchdown, I saw the distance from my television. The guy who just scored Moon Walk through the poles, while waving his arms like wings. He then made a beautiful swan dive that was a somersault in the air with a double twist and finally landed perfectly in the field. Then quickly caught the game of baseball, I had lost enough. Someone hit a grand slam, rounded the bases and was greeted by a large, warm, bouncing in unison group hug. After a while, finished both games and have experienced a wide range of emotions. Both games are great to see and when you move the roller coaster of stimulation, especially football and baseball is also a hit. I decided to keep the plasma TV permanentlyFinally front of the sofa, nothing would be in football not baseball without mentioning complete one of the masters of comedy and this subject, George Carlin. Here is a quote from the famous Carlin monologue this article is inspired: And finally, the objectives of the two games are very different: In football is the target for the quarterback, also known as field general as the target with his aerial attacks known to use vibration defense by hitting his receivers with deadly accuracy in spite of the bombings, to even the shotgun. With short bullet passes and long bombs, marched his troops into enemy territory, balancing this aerial attack with a sustained ground attack that punches holes in the front wall of the defensive line of the enemy. In baseball the goal is to go home! And to be sure! - I sure hope I will be home to Terms of REPRINTYou have permission to publish this article electronically, free or on Vikings jersey
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